Score: 10 "Wow" by: INoodleClock That really touched my soul. 10/10 Author's Response: Slag. Score: 10 "Awesome" by: Kithrixx A lovely love story. Author's Response: I'm glad you liked it. I put my heart and soul into this production, and I hope it shows. Score: 10 by: Star-of-Mexico ...why don't you say that to my FACE?!!! Also, that's what your MOM SAID. Author's Response: I did not lie. I merely said things that later on seemed to be untrue. Score: 0 "nope" by: gr8bnghitz nope not a movie bud Author's Response: [RESPONSE DELETED TO MAKE ME LOOK BETTER] Score: 0 "Dude..." by: Mylovelydame21 It's a cock. That's it. I got the joke, but this isn't a movie. Im sorry. 9 hours ago Author's Response: YOU'RE NOT A MOVIE. >=( Score: 10 "Every Movie on Newgrounds Must Be the Same" by: UberMan5000 What Newgrounders define as "plot" and "humour" is actually "using sprite animation someone made for a video game 10 years ago to make a shitty SNL sketch" and "pretending you can animate Naruto or Madness even though you have no animation skills of any description." I, personally, savour variety, and your film has that in spades. Author's Response: Your will put him in your movies. You will put posters of him on the city walls. You will love StrawberryClock and StrawberryClock will love you. Score: 10 "I was touched" by: Yoshio this is a true love story Author's Response: IPA Examples for English Consonants: p pen, spin, tip b but, web t two, sting, bet d do, odd t%u0283 chair, nature, teach d%u0292 gin, joy, edge k cat, kill, skin, queen, unique, thick %u0261 go, get, beg f fool, enough, leaf, off v voice, have, of %u03B8 thing, teeth ð this, breathe, father s see, city, pass z zoo, rose %u0283 she, sure, emotion, leash %u0292 pleasure, beige x Scottish loch h ham m man, ham n no, tin %u014B ringer, sing, finger, drink l left, bell %u0279 run, very w we j yes %u028D what Score: 1 "...What?" by: LittleLeon I'm sorry, and I really really am...But, seriously, What the FUCK? It's not even any sort of animation. I mean, really. Why wouldn't you actually put in the effort to make a decent flash movie? P.S. I know your most likely going to make fun of my name, LITTLE Leon...Heh. Author's Response: NO I WOULDN'T BECAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU TAKE AFTER YOUR DAD. YOUR DAD HAS A BIG COCK AND I HAD IT UP MY ASS IS WHAT I'M IMPLYING. Score: 10 "Why is this being attacked?" by: PolyhedronClock Nice love story, I think you're getting raided with comments again. Author's Response: Some people are just incapable of watching something that makes them feel. It's their loss, not mine. Score: 0 "Gay" by: hat-man99-1 It says in the rules dont call submissions just gay, but in the sense of he showed a penis in reference to a male audience enjoying the site of an erect shaft. Then this is gay. - No back ground music - Of topic from title Next time you could - Make a flash - Put some music in - Maybe a joke or 2 - A plot - Some audio acting - And try to refine your animation more. 0. Author's Response: Music is a sedative, and the joke is on you. Faggot. Score: 0 "i dont get it?" by: batkiller what is this movie suppose to be about? Author's Response: The Montagues and Capulets are two feuding families, whose children meet and fall in love. They have to hide their love from the world because they know that their parents will not allow them to be together. There are obstacles on the way, like Juliet's cousin, Tybalt, and Romeo's friend Mercutio, and many fights. But although it is set in modern times, it is still the same timeless story of the "star crossed lovers" Score: 0 "Point?" by: R0ckItMan What was the point of that? You should've named the video differently. And it would've been better of you used text instead of just scribbling. Author's Response: Don't deny it. You got a stiffy. Score: 0 "okay..." by: paizaplayer if ur going 2 submit something than it should have some meaning Author's Response: The penis is a metaphor for go fuck yourself. Score: 0 "turdorama." by: ffeineandsugar now that i've reviewed this, you owe me 150 seconds that i'll never get back otherwise. these jokes aren't funny anymore.... Author's Response: Sing, O goddess, the anger of Achilles son of Peleus, that brought countless ills upon the Achaeans. Many a brave soul did it send hurrying down to Hades, and many a hero did it yield a prey to dogs and vultures, for so were the counsels of Jove fulfilled from the day on which the son of Atreus, king of men, and great Achilles, first fell out with one another. And which of the gods was it that set them on to quarrel? It was the son of Jove and Leto; for he was angry with the king and sent a pestilence upon the host to plague the people, because the son of Atreus had dishonoured Chryses his priest. Now Chryses had come to the ships of the Achaeans to free his daughter, and had brought with him a great ransom: moreover he bore in his hand the sceptre of Apollo wreathed with a suppliant's wreath and he besought the Achaeans, but most of all the two sons of Atreus, who were their chiefs. "Sons of Atreus," he cried, "and all other Achaeans, may the gods who dwell in Olympus grant you to sack the city of Priam, and to reach your homes in safety; but free my daughter, and accept a ransom for her, in reverence to Apollo, son of Jove." On this the rest of the Achaeans with one voice were for respecting the priest and taking the ransom that he offered; but not so Agamemnon, who spoke fiercely to him and sent him roughly away. "Old man," said he, "let me not find you tarrying about our ships, nor yet coming hereafter. Your sceptre of the god and your wreath shall profit you nothing. I will not free her. She shall grow old in my house at Argos far from her own home, busying herself with her loom and visiting my couch; so go, and do not provoke me or it shall be the worse for you." The old man feared him and obeyed. Not a word he spoke, but went by the shore of the sounding sea and prayed apart to King Apollo whom lovely Leto had borne. "Hear me," he cried, "O god of the silver bow, that protectest Chryse and holy Cilla and rulest Tenedos with thy might, hear me oh thou of Sminthe. If I have ever decked your temple with garlands, or burned your thigh-bones in fat of bulls or goats, grant my prayer, and let your arrows avenge these my tears upon the Danaans." Thus did he pray, and Apollo heard his prayer. He came down furious from the summits of Olympus, with his bow and his quiver upon his shoulder, and the arrows rattled on his back with the rage that trembled within him. He sat himself down away from the ships with a face as dark as night, and his silver bow rang death as he shot his arrow in the midst of them. First he smote their mules and their hounds, but presently he aimed his shafts at the people themselves, and all day long the pyres of the dead were burning. For nine whole days he shot his arrows among the people, but upon the tenth day Achilles called them in assembly- moved thereto by Juno, who saw the Achaeans in their death-throes and had compassion upon them. Then, when they were got together, he rose and spoke among them. "Son of Atreus," said he, "I deem that we should now turn roving home if we would escape destruction, for we are being cut down by war and pestilence at once. Let us ask some priest or prophet, or some reader of dreams (for dreams, too, are of Jove) who can tell us why Phoebus Apollo is so angry, and say whether it is for some vow that we have broken, or hecatomb that we have not offered, and whether he will accept the savour of lambs and goats without blemish, so as to take away the plague from us." With these words he sat down, and Calchas son of Thestor, wisest of augurs, who knew things past present and to come, rose to speak. He it was who had guided the Achaeans with their fleet to Ilius, through the prophesyings with which Phoebus Apollo had inspired him. With all sincerity and goodwill he addressed them thus: Score: 1 "tada" by: Knifethrower I'm supposed to put something constructive, so here. The head of your penis looks good, but the shaft needs work, and looks like you just scribbled something together. On that note, don't submit useless trash to the portal. Author's Response: It's a pretty good drawing for only taking a few minutes, though, right? And yes, I agree, I could have done much better on the shaft. It lacks proper cylindrical qualities. Score: 10 "How romantic!" by: TheAirPump Truly an epic tale of courage and love! All fives here! Author's Response: I'd call you a faggot, but men can't get pregnant. #2: Original lost, reproduced exactly from, like, photographic memory. Quit making movies. Nobody cares that your gay. Quit being an attention whore. Author's Response: Call me. #1: Original lost, paraphrased from memory. "Something about being gay I mean man that was like really fucking gay" by: Some fellow dewd dat wuz rilly gai Author's Response: Something about him being a homophobe and homophobes being mostly latent homosexuals.